There’s a joke within the blogging community that most blogs have an audience of one.
— From here

I would like to thank my one reader – the check is in the mail…

  1. No No! It violates the terms of my visa! Take it back. Take it back!

  2. Hmmm, there’s already one reader here, so either he’s an impostor or I’m a bot.

  3. No fair! Family members don’t get counted or paid.