A local way of drinking tea is to buy (or make [or steal]) a special jam (it looks like a jam, it tastes like a jam, it smells like a jam, but yet it is not a duck). See for yourself:

Now, you take an empty cup, put a big spoon of not-duck jam in it, add hot water, stir counterclockwise, while chanting “death to all those who would whimper and cry”, and then drink it. (Of course, the stirring is optional, but the chanting is a must if you want a tea of the highest quality.)


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